We asked nurses and doctors in the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their wildest experiences in the ER, and apparently a lot of patients got things stuck up their butts, penises, and vaginas. Here are the results.

Sexual experimentation is great (and encouraged!), and there’s absolutely no room for kink-shaming as long as everything is consensual, safe, and legal. However, if you’re going to stick foreign objects in your private parts, it’s recommended that you use actual sex toys instead of random things at home, lol.